LeFort I Osteotomy

I've always thought I have a larger chin than normal. I hated looking at side on photos of myself. When I smile it points out even more. I've also always hated my teeth. I look after them as much as anyone else does but I have a slight underbite and when bite my front teeth together none of my other teeth bite together. I suppose when I was younger it was the colour that bothered me the most. Having been born with weak enamel means that they have been stained for years. Whitening toothpaste hasn't helped and my old dentist tried something but it didn't work. He said there was nothing that could be done. He always said my teeth were good and there was nothing wrong with them. At the time I was terrified that I would need braces and he would say my teeth would straighten in their own time.

It wasn't until I changed to an NHS dentist that anything was done about it. My new dentist referred me to a specialist who then suggested I have an operation to sort my bite out. Two years down the line and I've just had said operation. My top jaw has been brought forward. I'll spare you the details about how it has been done but If you want to you can google the title of this post. There's even some videos of the operation if you are very brave. They had to put screws in my jaw a week beforehand for the surgeon to use to move my jaw because I don't have braces. Yeah, that hurt.

I know it will take a lot longer than a few days to recover. I can barely move my jaw and have to be on a very soft diet for about a month  My face is very swollen and it looks like I've been beaten up for saying the wrong thing to the wrong person on a night out down in B-Town.

I hope to go to Leeds Festival again this year. I should be eat normally by then but I guess it is an excuse to stay clear of any mosh pits without being called a wimp. Even though I will have to be careful eating and getting hit in the face I will still be able to drink so it won't be a complete disaster. Well, unless I get way too drunk.

I think the worst thing will be not being able to eat properly for at least a month. Seeing people tuck into burgers will be torturous. I will most probably lose a lot of weight as well. This is something I cannot afford to do as I will practically disappear. I will also have very little energy. I have got some supplement shakes to try to stop that. Oh, and super noodles will be my saviour during my recovery.

My face doesn't actually hurt that much. That is due to the space between my eyes and my chin being almost completely numb. I also look like a right state with my swollen face and occasional dribble that makes a bid for freedom from my mouth. The most uncomfortable thing is not being able to breathe properly through my nose. The top of your mouth is the bottom of your nose so it is all clogged up.

So yeah, here's to a month of being lazy but having a perfectly acceptable excuse for it.

"Margaret Pizza"

Today I had a day out in Manchester and it came to that time of the day where my stomach made itself known. I was hungry. I needed food and what better way to provide said food than through an all-you-can-eat buffet.

I had been recommend to try "Tops Buffet Restaurant". I was told the food is really good and there is an amazing choice. I was hoping it would compete with "Red Hot World Buffet", which is really good.

First impressions were good. The restaurant looked tidy and clean and the entrance and front desk looked really good. It was a big contrast to the chart music that was playing throughout the restaurant. You pay for your food before you enter and before you know what the food is like but as it's a buffet you don't have to actually choose what you are going to eat before you sit down. You also pay for you drinks as you order them, there is no bill.

Having been to Red Hot a few times I know to expect that some of the dishes may not be piping hot and fresh out of the kitchen as they may not be as popular so the turn around is slower. However, I don't, under any circumstances, expect the food to be barely lukewarm or even stone cold. It wasn't just one of two dishes. Every starter I tried was stone cold, with the exception of the spring rolls that were lukewarm, even the chicken was barely lukewarm!

I thought I might have just been very unlucky so moved onto the mains. I decided to start with Italian food and, as it was the lunch time sitting and not all the dishes were on offer, this consisted of only pizza. No pasta, only pizza. The garlic bread wasn't even available! They had also labeled the Margherita pizza as "Margaret Pizza", although if I was called Margaret I would be offended! The pizzas I chose were yet again barely lukewarm and the chips (from the starter section?) were stone cold. This was enough. I didn't want to try anything else.

As we complained someone who was sat on the table next to us agreed with us saying that the food was cold and that she hadn't eaten anything other than ice cream, which was cold thankfully. The member of staff investigated and we were told the starters were at least above 70°C. The food was definitely not to that temperature. Luckily we got our money back but I worry others wouldn't. Some people only getting a voucher for one free lunch sitting during the week. That wouldn't be used!

I definitely would not recommend this buffet restaurant to anyone. It was not good at all. I left with my stomach still hungry for food and so proceeded to the Arndale food court where I had half a "Margherita" pizza, that this time was hot, and actually got a slice of garlic bread. Teamed with chips and a drink at under £5. Bargain!